Assassin Consultant..can ah?

Growing up, I never knew what my ambition was. Except that I want it to be big. Then I had this interest about working in the hospital. Regardless what the jobs are or which department I will be,but it must be in the hospital. This little reverie has been lingering in my mind until I started my studies..the art of studying ..well..its a torture..may be because I'm in the field which I have no interest in what so ever. The field called Forensic Science..ooo..

* the reason i choose it in the first place was because i was in critical mental state condition that caused me unable to distinguished between the word FORENSIC studies and FLIRTING studies during filling up the forms
(^-^)

Forensic studies is good. But it is too good. Only the creme dela creme were chosen to be in my class. The fact that I was chosen may be because nak cukupkan kuota. So..hmm..
But I want to be in the course where I can talk, show some skills and being able to wear beautiful clothes..

Tapi hunny, dalam keja forensic, kita tak bole pakai baju lawa2 sebab nanti kena pakai lab coat, so membazir la kalo nak dress up cam Blake Lively
Pastu, kita tak boleh pakai heels or kasut2 stilettos sebab takut nanti acid tumpah kat kaki kita.
And then, time buat keja, kita tak boleh nak cakap banyak takut nanti bacteria atau cecair2 saliva dari mulut kita contiminate sample.

Boleh bayang tak betapa stress nye keja ni? fuh..

So, setelah puas berdoa, akhirnya diri ini da dapat petunjuk..diri ini bole jadi Assassin Consltant..

Why?

Imagine...

Dengan ilmu-ilmu yg diri ini belajar tentang forensic, diri ini boleh menaikkan martabat para2 assasin di negara kita.
Ini bukan soal main-main ye. Ini perkara serious!

With my knowledge,I could teach them how to preserve the bodies that they've killed before dumping them to avoid trace, I can told them which acid to use to destroy the body without any bones left to be traced, I can invent a gun/ riffle that shoot without releasing Gun Shot Residue ( GSR ), and I can even learn a thing or two from the Pro's..Nanti kalau I da jadi experienced Consultant,imagined how much they wold have to pay me..1 Juta, 2 Juta..atau mungkin berjuta-juta..hehe!!

With my help, this assassins will never be caught by the authorities. And therefore decreased the rate of murder in our country and make Malaysia a safe country in the eyes of the world.It will project the stability ruling of Malaysia and its security of economics and politics. This would encourage tourist to come and visit Malaysia and increase Malaysia's financial status..

Plus I get to wear nice shoes and clothes when meeting my client! And I get to talk, I get to share my knowledge, meeting different people, being superior when I do my job which is only consulting ( not getting the sample, run it in the lab, and show the results etc ), being superior because their entire operation reliability will be depending on me..how fancy!!

So darling, wouldn't it be a great job!!!?

p/s : If ada assassin yg nak hire I, sila tunggu I graduate dulu ye in 2012.= )

p/s ke-2 : This writing is just for fun ya..love you who ever read this..XOXO!